Starbucks

Self ,
You are no longer able to consume large amounts of caffeine - thus from henceforth do not order a Grande Vanilla Soy Americano Misto unless you feel like having your stomach and all the rest of your internal organ attempt to exit your body all while feeling like your completely out of sorts. Please consume only Grande No-Melon Soy Green Tea lattes and no one, including yourself will be hurt.
Much Thanks and Hugs,

Me