Thursday, December 6, 2007

Put Down the Eggs!

Okay I'm all for letting the rest of the world continue on with their dietary habits - except when it comes to exams and eggs. Eggs have a very distinct aroma - I mean there is nothing like smelling an unfertilized pre-fetus that's been microwaved in the morning... gag inducing actually. So could you put the egg sandwich away? Thanks. And as an aside have you learned nothing from this class? Before the final and you're proving you missed the multiple choice question that asks - what system can only use glucose for energy?
A. Muscles
B. Lungs
C.Heart
D. Nervous System

If you picked D, apparently your's is working - if not - go grab that bagel and do your cerebrum a favor.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

i always felt sorry for the kids whose parents made them tuna sandwiches. now there's a stomach curdling smell that doesn't go away. good fish doesn't have to taste/smell fishy!

LeahA said...

TUNA IS AMAZING !
I like to let a little of the juices fall down on the counter just a bit so that the aroma will stick a bit... I know that this also makes my Jenny Benny smile !

GF Girl said...

exactly!

GF Girl said...

eww Leaha! you know one day of that can in the recycling and the house reeked of death! Just like you're going to be when I get home - have we not talked about the name thing?

LeahA said...

Jenn you should know that in my culture we are told that the creator allows us to remember things that we are suppose to... I guess the name thing wasnt one of them :)

Chris Robinson said...

I can handle the eggs. (I can honestly say I have no idea what eggs smell like. Egg salad smells gross but the i cant think of a smell associated with scrambled eggs)

tuna is disgusting...it smells bad it looks gross. It comes in a can. There is nothing good about tuna.

hehe jenny benny. my aunt still calls me christapopper every once in awhile. not in public or on the interwebz though. thatd be embarrassing.

GF Girl said...

um ya - so here's the gentle run down on the name thing - my father and ONLY my father (maybe just maybe my future husband but that's a big MAYBE) calls me Jenny - Leaha's taken to it because she knows it makes me ____. So no more Jenny Benny's and any of the other pet names my parent's have for me, k? You're all free to come up with your own for me - Cheryl did - Genevieve...

Thanks :)

Anonymous said...

sorry Jenn... but I LIKE EGGGSSSS!!!!

GF Girl said...

if you're going to eat them - then free range, non-battery cage ones please!! and don't cook them around me - they're stinky

GF Girl said...

just so everyone knows - I was not being bitchy about the name - it was said firm but caring - I guess I should add that on the 101 - I'm sarcastic and been known to tease