Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Ever Wonder....

Why we hold on to things? Shawn asked me to tell him something he didn't know about me. Well see I have this napkin and it has a number on it - 1-415-595-0968 Rob. Yep, I have a numbered napkin - and why the hell do I have it almost 7 years later - well maybe because it's the only one I have received in my life to this point - if there was a replacement then maybe it would go - but when I got it - all 19 years of age, traveling from Los Angeles to Seattle, it meant that that portion of society, males that is acknowledged my existence. At that point in time I had never been liked by anyone that I was aware of, went to my graduation dinner single and spent my first year of university surrounded my engineering geeks who were looking for a quick lay from a hot skinny girl in an Arts class and not the girl next to them in their Physics, Chemistry and 8:30am Calculus class... So yes, there is something new about me - that and I can put my whole fist in my mouth - which is why putting my foot in there happens so often I guess.

10 comments:

Shawn said...

You also have abnormally small hands and I cannot believe you used the phrase "looking for a quick lay," that even caused me to blush.

Jenn said...

glad to make you blush

LeahA said...

SICKK GUYS...nooo flirting please

LeahA said...

ahhhh man ahhh man

Shawn said...

I wouldn't tell too many guys you stick your foot in your mouth. Nobody wants to kiss a girl who has toe jam in her teeth.

Jenn said...

Someone want to see if the number still works?

Shawn said...

What me to call him?
INcase he has like a wife now or something.

Jenn said...

Ya well because it would be a little awkward if he did and even more so if he picked up

Shawn said...

Yep Rob's number is no longer in service.

Ryan said...

Drats.

I was going to give the guy a call too.

Probably would've freaked him out with my Aussie accent!

"Crickey!"