Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Ever Wonder....

Why we hold on to things? Shawn asked me to tell him something he didn't know about me. Well see I have this napkin and it has a number on it - 1-415-595-0968 Rob. Yep, I have a numbered napkin - and why the hell do I have it almost 7 years later - well maybe because it's the only one I have received in my life to this point - if there was a replacement then maybe it would go - but when I got it - all 19 years of age, traveling from Los Angeles to Seattle, it meant that that portion of society, males that is acknowledged my existence. At that point in time I had never been liked by anyone that I was aware of, went to my graduation dinner single and spent my first year of university surrounded my engineering geeks who were looking for a quick lay from a hot skinny girl in an Arts class and not the girl next to them in their Physics, Chemistry and 8:30am Calculus class... So yes, there is something new about me - that and I can put my whole fist in my mouth - which is why putting my foot in there happens so often I guess.

10 comments:

Shawn said...

You also have abnormally small hands and I cannot believe you used the phrase "looking for a quick lay," that even caused me to blush.

GF Girl said...

glad to make you blush

LeahA said...

SICKK GUYS...nooo flirting please

LeahA said...

ahhhh man ahhh man

Shawn said...

I wouldn't tell too many guys you stick your foot in your mouth. Nobody wants to kiss a girl who has toe jam in her teeth.

GF Girl said...

Someone want to see if the number still works?

Shawn said...

What me to call him?
INcase he has like a wife now or something.

GF Girl said...

Ya well because it would be a little awkward if he did and even more so if he picked up

Shawn said...

Yep Rob's number is no longer in service.

Anonymous said...

Drats.

I was going to give the guy a call too.

Probably would've freaked him out with my Aussie accent!

"Crickey!"